Their patients don't come back.
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TokeToday t1_j2btq0f wrote
That quacked me up.
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(Yeah, I know ... kind of a stretch.)
MoggFanatic t1_j2cfzqs wrote
What do you call someone who graduated bottom of their class in medical school?
Doctor
LetMeInPls7214 t1_j2bsp2b wrote
A bad doctor is just a hitman
Waitsfornoone t1_j2bu6r4 wrote
Billing.
DrPoepoat t1_j2c3xtx wrote
Autism...
Hope you all get the reference.
Al-Chile t1_j2cr39s wrote
They charge you the same $$
kdawg123412 t1_j2elcn5 wrote
A villa in italy?
NDodma01 t1_j2di06o wrote
An MD
[deleted] t1_j2drb4q wrote
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Western_Claim_3411 t1_j2d1gcg wrote
Their human
Cpt_Copycat t1_j2cyjt2 wrote
A lawyer was interviewing a doctor about the death of a patient "When you examined the patient, did you check his pulse?" asked the lawyer.
"I didn't" said the doctor.
"And did you listen for a heartbeat?" said the lawyer.
"No, I did not" the doctor said.
"So in other words" the lawyer said "When you signed the death certificate you had NOT taken adequate steps to confirm he was dead."
"Well, let me put it this way," said the doctor- "At that point, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk. But for all I know I guess he could've been out practicing law somewhere!"