Submitted by krisworld1806 t3_zx61jv in Jokes
It’s such a MAIL dominated industry.
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Ian0390 t1_j1ykmdb wrote
Only if you're willing to follow protocols to the letter.
lefttiyin90 t1_j1ykwks wrote
I like to see humour pushing the envelope.
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__decode__ t1_j1ykxzg wrote
They’re putting their stamp on it though
Zadok47 t1_j1yl5z5 wrote
One career that depends on how much you carry on.
Metric_Pacifist t1_j1ym0ku wrote
Nice delivery
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j1yobo8 wrote
The all caps is unnecessary
krisworld1806 OP t1_j1yoczh wrote
It’s for emphasis
mrp_ee t1_j1yoh1i wrote
You must be fun at parties
FrankWhiteIsHere78 t1_j1yoq62 wrote
Caregiverrr t1_j1ypemt wrote
Women are great for the Postal Service! As employees, they're the total package.
gnosticnoodle t1_j1yq17k wrote
Mail centred
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j1yqtag wrote
No shit, and it’s unnecessary, that’s all
krisworld1806 OP t1_j1yr6dq wrote
SickBurnBro t1_j1yuf75 wrote
Male dominated? I'm pretty sure it's just Ben Gibbard and Jenny Lewis.
StatisticianFar7570 t1_j1yvn69 wrote
Good Lord...i AM unsubscribing
TooShiftyForYou t1_j1z3jvu wrote
My wife hates it when people find out I work for the post office.
I tell them I'm a mail escort.
OverallManagement824 t1_j1z6mqm wrote
>Male dominated? I'm pretty sure it's just Ben Gibbard and Jenny Lewis.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why he used the capital letters for emphasis.
flodge123 t1_j1z89ht wrote
Excellent post!
Gets a stamp of approval.
UmptyscopeInVegas t1_j1z8lch wrote
"Postal packin' mama / Lay that parcel down..."
badpuffthaikitty t1_j1z9put wrote
Our family had a woman letter carrier years ago. She loved being called our Femailman.
BIGRIG_88 t1_j1zbzeu wrote
Go ahead take my upvote! 🤣🤣🤣
Anakedtribesman21 t1_j1zdv1b wrote
It was a first class delivery I thought
BuilderThat476 t1_j1zeh33 wrote
Nothing quite like being surrounded by a bunch of gaylords trying to fit as many packages inside them as you can
HandMeMyThinkingPipe t1_j1zeo59 wrote
I love that the resolution to the dispute over their name was to sell that album on the USPS website.
nerankori t1_j1zeuon wrote
It was hard to dismiss our most senior mail carrier,but in the end I had to letter go.
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j1zfk5s wrote
I’m just expressing my opinion
roydepoy t1_j1zhptp wrote
And nicely packaged
EmphasisCheap8611 t1_j1zik8z wrote
Or you may find yourself in the great post office trial.
istasber t1_j1zj1av wrote
If you work hard and get moved to airmail, that can really help your career soar.
achilliesFriend t1_j1zj4pk wrote
It’s part and parcel of a mail man
smirky_doc t1_j1zk0m6 wrote
Cool joke. Delivery could've been better
Hack8081 t1_j1zo36z wrote
🙂
joey_yamamoto t1_j2067wm wrote
🤣 good one!!!
mrp_ee t1_j20fd9h wrote
You win the internet today
Responsible_Figure12 t1_j20fnoi wrote
You really telegraphed that punchline.
mrp_ee t1_j20fpj5 wrote
Your comma usage is U N N E S S E C A R Y
I used caps
And spaces
R u so mad ????
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j20nlh2 wrote
Too bad you misspelled unnecessary
MegaCrazyH t1_j20nrfr wrote
Real talk though: Postal work is incredibly difficult. You need to walk long miles, talk with all the old people on the route, lift literal bricks, give lost people directions, and your not allowed to frown.
But if you come back on time you get a gold stamp.
humanRR t1_j20wihh wrote
I hear the female stampede coming
mrp_ee t1_j212kqe wrote
True. Idc though.
Lush_Laura t1_j21408a wrote
Males love handling each others packages lol
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j214z79 wrote
Is that why you took the time to write your response to my reply to a joke you didn’t make?
mrp_ee t1_j21bird wrote
No. Mostly bc I am a bit high and chilling while on vacation from work. Do we really care about this reddit fight hahaha
StageAboveWater t1_j21grx5 wrote
He's out of line, but he's right
alex0166 t1_j21q3qe wrote
Royal Mail did s range of stamps of well known prostitutes throughout history. The selling point was that they weren't self adhesive and tasted like pussy, so to put them on the envelope you had to turn them over and give them a good licking.
peb396 t1_j2236sn wrote
At least for postal workers being late is an everyday occurrence and not alarming at all...
laz21 t1_j225w0a wrote
Women have an advantage with the tight shorts they dont have to lose the package
LadeeAlana t1_j22b8v8 wrote
When they first came out with the self-adhesive stamps, they called them "Prohibition Stamps."
They're no-lickers.
Tubsta01 t1_j22dxsm wrote
Because they can’t stand around scratching their balls all day?
Sexy_Ass_Armadillo t1_j22gwn7 wrote
On the other hand they do know their way around a box.
Fezzverbal t1_j22xlkb wrote
Groan
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blahblahbush t1_j1ykjgm wrote
The postal service is an excellent career choice for someone willing to really push the envelope.