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iamricardosousa t1_iydqhtw wrote

For fuck sake, stop promoting that shit head! It's exhausting.

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nu_nu_eden t1_iydzdrv wrote

Don't ever, try to make it as a comedian xD

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Waitsfornoone t1_iyej96z wrote

... and then Steve Jobs rises back from the dead?

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Brizzyintx74 t1_iyeke4q wrote

Funny. But even he isn't that rich.

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cc69 t1_iyeptk6 wrote

He would have to sell his mom for that.

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DeadwoodNative t1_iyeublr wrote

An Elon a day, keeps ‘keeping it real’ away

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autistic_bard444 t1_iyevp2i wrote

he cant afford it. if he sold space-x and tom mueller to nasa, and sold tesla to ford, even then, apple would laugh at him

apple inc net worth is 2+ trillion

and even if he managed 2.5-3 trillion in liquidity, the ftc would shame him into a cave for even thinking about it

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Good_War5143 t1_iyf4shp wrote

What do you call an edge lord with hair plugs? Elon musk

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origami_unicorn2018 t1_iyfamlj wrote

Apple market cap is 2.3 trillion.

Elon is worth 191 billion.

He couldn't even buy 1% of Apple.

EDIT: To clarify, Elon's net worth is about 8% of Apple's market cap, but to make any sort of move on Apple, he needs cash on hand. This is why he needed financing for the Twitter buyout, despite being worth loads more than that company. Now, assuming Elon decides to liquidate his assets, their market value would plummet. Realistically he's not coming up with more than $100b in cash. At the same time, putting in a buy call on AAPL to the tune of $191b (or whatever amount he scrapes together) would cause a tremendous surge in the value of that stock. There's simply not enough of that stock changing hands that he can pick up that much at the current market price. He'd be sending AAPL to the moon if it wasn't already there.

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l3etelgeuse t1_iyfaufe wrote

Does Elon have 2.35 trillion?

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