Submitted by porichoygupto t3_z8w3cg in Jokes
He plans to buy it.
Submitted by porichoygupto t3_z8w3cg in Jokes
He plans to buy it.
Now that I've seen this joke I'm going to buy 100 premium Twitter accounts!!!
Don't ever, try to make it as a comedian xD
Your right, twitter needs to stop promoting apple like you say
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Was this, comment, made by, William Shatner?
SHHHHHHHshhh, shhhh,.... shhh
Decent joke, 7.5/10
The comma actually makes look like you’re telling TO be a comedian.
I'd say even 5/7
Yes, it was.
... and then Steve Jobs rises back from the dead?
Funny. But even he isn't that rich.
Don't ever try, to make it as a comedian. Does that read better
3.6… not great, not terrible.
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You don’t need a comma at all
No it really doesn't. Why are you putting random commas in your sentences?
Here I'll fix it.
Don't ever try to make it as a teacher.
I'd watch that movie.
Pure grammar. Such own. Ouch
An Elon a day, keeps ‘keeping it real’ away
Lol jokes guys being grammatically OVER CORRECT ON A CASUAL SENTENCE COMPLETELY MISSING THE INTENTIONAL JOKE . go internet!!!! SAILOR MOON GO
NONE. Like not ONE of you thought, maybe thats where i wanted the READER TO PAUSE
Doge will pump
.....out of 3.6......
But that’s as high as our meters will go.
he cant afford it. if he sold space-x and tom mueller to nasa, and sold tesla to ford, even then, apple would laugh at him
apple inc net worth is 2+ trillion
and even if he managed 2.5-3 trillion in liquidity, the ftc would shame him into a cave for even thinking about it
That, guy, above, is a, jackass.
This man is delusional. Soviet jokes are always 10/10.
A perfect score? I dunno man.
How come in your other comment you’re saying that it’s fine what balenciaga did regarding linking children to bdsm and everybody is overreacting?
User name checks out. Loves to 69 while smoking a bong and worshipping Satan at drive through prices
What do you call an edge lord with hair plugs? Elon musk
Wish he'd buy reddit.
i pray, english isnt your first language
Sounds about right for Apple. You never get 100% of the goods.
Not enough water?
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Apple market cap is 2.3 trillion.
Elon is worth 191 billion.
He couldn't even buy 1% of Apple.
EDIT: To clarify, Elon's net worth is about 8% of Apple's market cap, but to make any sort of move on Apple, he needs cash on hand. This is why he needed financing for the Twitter buyout, despite being worth loads more than that company. Now, assuming Elon decides to liquidate his assets, their market value would plummet. Realistically he's not coming up with more than $100b in cash. At the same time, putting in a buy call on AAPL to the tune of $191b (or whatever amount he scrapes together) would cause a tremendous surge in the value of that stock. There's simply not enough of that stock changing hands that he can pick up that much at the current market price. He'd be sending AAPL to the moon if it wasn't already there.
Does Elon have 2.35 trillion?
“i’m 12, is this edgy enough”
That’s a lot of real estate
Its a bit expensive for even elon
Sounds rotten to the core.
iamricardosousa t1_iydqhtw wrote
For fuck sake, stop promoting that shit head! It's exhausting.