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l3etelgeuse t1_iyfaufe wrote

Does Elon have 2.35 trillion?

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YesTheyDoComeOff t1_iyebhen wrote

Decent joke, 7.5/10

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phoagne t1_iyegp0t wrote

I'd say even 5/7

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Brewtality76 t1_iyep2r6 wrote

3.6… not great, not terrible.

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Beowulf1896 t1_iyevfpz wrote

.....out of 3.6......

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Brewtality76 t1_iyevoex wrote

But that’s as high as our meters will go.

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Logical_Lab4042 t1_iyew583 wrote

This man is delusional. Soviet jokes are always 10/10.

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Salt_Yogurt1945 t1_iyf3kmv wrote

How come in your other comment you’re saying that it’s fine what balenciaga did regarding linking children to bdsm and everybody is overreacting?

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JDorian0817 t1_iyf84cb wrote

Sounds about right for Apple. You never get 100% of the goods.

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cc69 t1_iyeptk6 wrote

He would have to sell his mom for that.

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iamricardosousa t1_iydqhtw wrote

For fuck sake, stop promoting that shit head! It's exhausting.

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TAway69420666 t1_iydu2bh wrote

Now that I've seen this joke I'm going to buy 100 premium Twitter accounts!!!

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TheMrDrB t1_iye6nk1 wrote

Gift all your Twitter followers TwitterFans Plus Premium Luxury subscriptions!!!

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Dadpool2420 t1_iyf3ums wrote

User name checks out. Loves to 69 while smoking a bong and worshipping Satan at drive through prices

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Dunners181 t1_iye4zsy wrote

Your right, twitter needs to stop promoting apple like you say

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JoaoBinda t1_iyfb3in wrote

“i’m 12, is this edgy enough”

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Good_War5143 t1_iyf4shp wrote

What do you call an edge lord with hair plugs? Elon musk

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DeadwoodNative t1_iyeublr wrote

An Elon a day, keeps ‘keeping it real’ away

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autistic_bard444 t1_iyevp2i wrote

he cant afford it. if he sold space-x and tom mueller to nasa, and sold tesla to ford, even then, apple would laugh at him

apple inc net worth is 2+ trillion

and even if he managed 2.5-3 trillion in liquidity, the ftc would shame him into a cave for even thinking about it

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origami_unicorn2018 t1_iyfamlj wrote

Apple market cap is 2.3 trillion.

Elon is worth 191 billion.

He couldn't even buy 1% of Apple.

EDIT: To clarify, Elon's net worth is about 8% of Apple's market cap, but to make any sort of move on Apple, he needs cash on hand. This is why he needed financing for the Twitter buyout, despite being worth loads more than that company. Now, assuming Elon decides to liquidate his assets, their market value would plummet. Realistically he's not coming up with more than $100b in cash. At the same time, putting in a buy call on AAPL to the tune of $191b (or whatever amount he scrapes together) would cause a tremendous surge in the value of that stock. There's simply not enough of that stock changing hands that he can pick up that much at the current market price. He'd be sending AAPL to the moon if it wasn't already there.

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Brizzyintx74 t1_iyeke4q wrote

Funny. But even he isn't that rich.

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Waitsfornoone t1_iyej96z wrote

... and then Steve Jobs rises back from the dead?

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nu_nu_eden t1_iydzdrv wrote

Don't ever, try to make it as a comedian xD

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Prossdog t1_iyedo4k wrote

The comma actually makes look like you’re telling TO be a comedian.

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nu_nu_eden t1_iyem0e7 wrote

Don't ever try, to make it as a comedian. Does that read better

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Unrealdatboi t1_iyepfuz wrote

You don’t need a comma at all

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nu_nu_eden t1_iyeuis7 wrote

NONE. Like not ONE of you thought, maybe thats where i wanted the READER TO PAUSE

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nu_nu_eden t1_iyeue5g wrote

Lol jokes guys being grammatically OVER CORRECT ON A CASUAL SENTENCE COMPLETELY MISSING THE INTENTIONAL JOKE . go internet!!!! SAILOR MOON GO

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No-Information1255 t1_iyepik2 wrote

No it really doesn't. Why are you putting random commas in your sentences?

Here I'll fix it.

Don't ever try to make it as a teacher.

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