What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Submitted by mutantbabysnort t3_z3tjk7 on November 24, 2022 at 8:16 PM in Jokes “Quack! Quack!” 10 comments 98
tysons1 t1_ixni2nv wrote on November 24, 2022 at 8:18 PM #655,049 before i opened this, i would have bet a 100 bucks it was not going to be funny. i was wrong :) 3
NetDork t1_ixnv2j5 wrote on November 24, 2022 at 9:58 PM #656,358 There's a comic where a blind farmer is holding an ax, and the turkeys around him were all saying"MOO". 17
Key_Drawer_1516 t1_ixo33id wrote on November 24, 2022 at 11:05 PM #657,247 You going to mount me or stuff me? 4
RanCestor t1_ixommxs wrote on November 25, 2022 at 1:58 AM #659,714 In Finnish "Turkey" is called "Fur" and fur translates to pretty much kalkkuna. 1
Cefour_Leight t1_ixovoed wrote on November 25, 2022 at 3:21 AM #660,827 Replying to NetDork (#656,358) That reeks of The Far Side 7
RecalcitrantHuman t1_ixp04w1 wrote on November 25, 2022 at 4:01 AM #661,395 Replying to Key_Drawer_1516 (#657,247) That’s only one option 2
TucoNoNotThatTuco t1_ixucre3 wrote on November 26, 2022 at 12:40 PM #683,783 Replying to RanCestor (#659,714) Somehow that makes total sense. 1
tysons1 t1_ixni2nv wrote
before i opened this, i would have bet a 100 bucks it was not going to be funny. i was wrong :)