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orensachar t1_ivnim5z wrote

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

‟Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?”

The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out ‟352!”

He’s stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.

‟I’ll take this one,” she says proudly. ‟It is the cutest!”

‟Hey lady,” says the shepherd, ‟If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”

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curiouscabbage69 t1_ivnmcav wrote

How did she guess the number correctly?

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scorpioen13 t1_ivntgsv wrote

She counted, but if she thought the dog was a sheep she should be one off.

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curiouscabbage69 t1_ivnwpns wrote

It didn't say she counted, it said she guessed and blurted. And if she got it wrong, why did the shepherd say she got it right?

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scorpioen13 t1_ivnx33s wrote

It doesn't say she guessed. It says she says that she is guessing and she could be lying.

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curiouscabbage69 t1_ivnxx84 wrote

That's true, but then the shepherd is pretty dumb to allow someone an easily manipulated where there is no pay off to them, and they got the wrong answer anyway.

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GodzeallA t1_ivp99cj wrote

Counting that high for a blonde doesn't seem likely. I'm guessing she guessed.

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