Submitted by PingusDeathMachine t3_z7surl in Jokes
Her dad was from Trinidad and Tobago and her mum was from Morocco. Broke up with her in the end though. Too many red flags
Submitted by PingusDeathMachine t3_z7surl in Jokes
Her dad was from Trinidad and Tobago and her mum was from Morocco. Broke up with her in the end though. Too many red flags
She also had grandparents from Vietnam and Soviet Union and a cousin from China.
That joke was Vex(illology)ing!
I also thought this should be a limerick
I thought he’d had a wonderful night in Tunisia.
Once dated a girl from Tunisia
That had a kink for anaesthesia
The somnophiliac bitch
Tried to poison my dish
Then again, could have just been harissa
Why do you know so much about OPs gf?
Guess we'd never know....
Is Trinidad directly next to Tobago?
They are 2 islands but 1 country
Now it makes sense
Was always her goal to please ya.
She was a great cook.
Knew more then any book
But she was best when underneath ya.
I once dated a girl from Tunisia She liked to do it on anesthesia Rolled over in bed Thought she was dead Jumped out the window and said 'See Ya!'
I dated a girl from Tunisia, She said, " I want to please ya" I said " I'd really like to Nut, With my Wang in your Butt" She said, " Not without some Anesthesia!" . . Rimshot,and Bow! Ooooooh!
Ha ha!
Now that's another red flag
Joke worthy enough to make Sheldon Cooper laugh
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