Present company excepted, of course

Edit: Except for you down voters. This totally applies to you. This joke is hilarious because its true.source? I am redditor and can confirm

Redditors are mainly single, so no need for birth control.

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Not if they on reddit all day long, unless they wank a lot.

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So I take it your prostrate is okay. lol.

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>This joke is hilarious

Maybe maybe mayyyybe the first time it was used 100 years ago... What is a _______'s most effective birth control? Their personality!

Yeah even in it's prime, it maybe got a chuckle at best.

User name checks out

Want another old joke? What's the difference between jam and jelly?

Yeah.. all the downvotes your stupid post got should probably tell you I'm not trolling. Everyone thinks this is stupid

Have a silver for your refined art of trolling

I would have said your mom.

I don't see how that would apply, but "Your mom" is always a great answer.

Most of the guys on here swallow

posting

My looks work even better than my personality

For me it has always been my mouth

So standing upright prevents prostrate problems. But what about the prostate?

Not the odour?

Their Reddit history

I'd say it's my charming wit.

It applies because most of them live with their mom

r/thatsthejoke

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