Hi dad havent seen you in a while

Good morning, my sweet child

That was beautiful.

Thank you, it's taken me many years to perfect that masterpiece.

That's a shame, I could have taught you Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V in a few seconds.

Actually this IS the exact reason why scuba divers go in backwards from small rubber boats: They are sitting with their backs to the water and there isn’t an easy way to turn around. Whenever possible (i.e. with bigger boats) a scuba diver would jump into the water with feet first and head facing the water not the boat.

I almost laughed, then i realised i hv work tomorrow.

I'm sorry :(

I've known that one since I was in grade school man lol hence the "many years." Been telling that dumb ass joke my whole life, it's my favorite.

This sub usually has disappointing jokes, but I genuinely chuckled at this one

Then my job is done

Oh sweet child of marine

Leaves the planet

Duh. It's a joke, Captain Buzzkill.

plays outro

Welcome to the S.S. Jungle, we've got fumes and gas

Goes back into the earth

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I appreciate the explanation, I was tempted to ask but I figured I'd only get joke answers XD

Because if they fall out front way they fall in the boat 😁

How does one fall out of a sub? They're usually under water.