Submitted by Lord_Darth_Voldemort t3_z576ss in Jokes
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Submitted by Lord_Darth_Voldemort t3_z576ss in Jokes
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What do you call a doctor who graduated last in his med school class? Doctor.
The real punchline is in the comments.
Doctor Internet
Nurse practitioner
Pdf Phd's
Anecdotal of course, but I would let some people who graduated near the bottom of my dental school class work on my teeth before some who graduated in the top 10. Class ranking ultimately doesn’t mean a whole lot in the grand scheme of things.
Same with law school. Intuition is s huge part of some professions, oddly enough.
I mean depends on education system of course but I hope/assume that the ones who graduated at “the bottom” still showed that they had learned and mastered “enough” to pass the level of required skills to get a medical degree.
Compared with the ones who didn’t graduate, even the ones who are at the “bottom” of the graduated ones should be competent enough to be a doctor. (Otherwise what’s the point with test people has to pass).
With that said unfortunately even in a good education system there probably are unprofessional/immoral doctors who weasel their way through
Was married to an OB/GYN for over 30 years. She was a skilled technician with tons of energy. I think it's not intelligence, but who can endure.
😂
That would be me
Top third of the class make great scientists, middle third make great physicians, bottom third make great money.
r/therealjoke
At least they know the Alphabet.
Ontors
Take my upvote you coward!!!!!!!
GoDocs!
What D'you call the guy who got all Cs in med school?
Chief Resident?
With only online magazines from 2009 to read.
Docker r/dataengineering
All professionals need to look things up on a regular basis.
Only an idiot doesn't think it takes a professional education to understand the information.
it doesn't work that way. If they passed they are smart enough to be a doctor. If they passed but are at the bottom, they are still smart enough to be a doctor but just means there are other smarter people
so you expect doctors to know every single illness and treatment now and in the future without ever having to reference something? Of course they look things up whether that's a textbook or an online journal or database
Doctor. Same as what you call the guy that finished last in their medical school class.
Walmart doctors?
Inexperienced
Doctor.
Oh I know this one! A nurse practitioner
A students teach the B students to work for the C students
Doctor Nick
The schooling isn’t as important as you think , top or bottom, still pass, still doctor . The training, the residency is the key to their success.
Naturopaths
Yeah I get the joke but the idea that something or someone isn't good enough because they're not the absolute best is silly.
My ankle hurts meaning I have AIDS and Mako poisoning.
The n-word
Chiropractors
I've watched doctors pull entire diagnoses from webmd. I've seen a doctor get paid seven figures to spend an average of five whole minutes with each of their patients because they're too busy "researching" the issues in their office (no, that does NOT include the patients that their nurses saw without them). I watched a freaking surgeon come into the doctor's lounge, look up a youtube video on how to perform a particular surgical technique, then return to the OR.
I say again; It's a God damned travesty they get paid what they do.
quacks
Someone with a killstreak
That is normal for them to look up stuff. I’m glad we have the technology so they can look up and refer stuff on the go.
I’m not a doc, but I still look up stuff on an everyday basis for my profession and I’m glad I have the means to.
Medicine has new information pouring in everyday and doctors never stop learning- its a ongoing process for the rest of their lives
Virtual Doctors
Very clever
they told me to take 12 tabs of incognito
Lazy 🤣
Defendants
I mean this is gonna sound super arrogant and I'm only using it as a parallel, but what do you call the guy who placed last at the olympics? An olympic athlete.
Just like all those olympic athletes that finish last at the Olympics. Terrible athletes , right? /s
What do you call cartographers who graduated online?
Photographers who learned it online
People who learned driving online
Doctor.
Probably the same thing you call a person who graduated last in medical school, "Doctor".
Doc McStuffins
r/yourjokebutbetter
Bro what
If you're not first, you're last
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