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jejunum32 t1_ixvr6xk wrote

Reply to comment by solemnlyOvergrow932 in The rabbit and the bear by jptrooper24

I hate to be that guy but if the rabbit says shit doesn’t stick to his fur then why would the bear wipe his ass with him? Shit wouldn’t leave the bear and go to the rabbit fur.

We use toilet paper bc shit sticks to toilet paper.

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BodaciousBadongadonk t1_ixvvri3 wrote

That's why he asks if he has a problem with it instead. I was trying to think of this one at work a while ago and couldn't quite remember it right, instead I said "do you have an issue with shit sticking to your fur?"

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jejunum32 t1_ixwhhg4 wrote

Problem with shit sticking to his fur? I imagine a rabbit would say yes if shit actually stuck to his fur. If he says no, then that means shit don’t stick to his fur.

If shit don’t stick to his fur then he would make bad toilet paper

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Dietcokeisgod t1_ixwret9 wrote

No, regardless of how well shit sticks to his fur, the rabbit is likely to take issue, ie, 'have a problem' with shit sticking to his fur. He doesn't like it.

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