He says to his father, "Dad, I've got my license now, and I want the keys to the car."

"You're not getting the keys to the car. Before you get the keys, I want three things from you. I want you to cut your hair, I want you to dump your loser friends, and I want you to start going to church again."

The boy doesn't like any of this, but he complies because he really wants those keys.

Then one Sunday morning, on their way home from church, he says to his father, "Dad, Jesus had long hair, and he had loser friends!"

"Yeah. And everywhere he went, he walked!"