Because it was a little brown noser

I thought they would be nuts over him!

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This joke needs work, it is a little too short...

He was getting in everyone’s hair.

I got in a fender-bender the other day, and when the other driver got out, I saw he was a dwarf. "I'm not happy," he growled.

"Oh? Which one are you, then?"

He hasn't landed yet.

The giant got kicked out also. He kept getting his business in everyone nose.

After getting kicked out he bought platform shoes just to prove he was above those assholes.

Not before having sex with the tall woman. Someone put him up to it.

I thought he kept telling everyone their hair smelled amazing.

That's too bad, he was really looking up to it.

He was playing the “hairy harmonica”