Submitted by Arkvoodle42 t3_z950p7 in Jokes
Apparently, he kept sticking his nose in everyones' business.
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heelspider t1_iyfa6qr wrote
After getting kicked out he bought platform shoes just to prove he was above those assholes.
stillnotking t1_iyf50ig wrote
I got in a fender-bender the other day, and when the other driver got out, I saw he was a dwarf. "I'm not happy," he growled.
"Oh? Which one are you, then?"
ATC_av8er t1_iyfay96 wrote
I thought he kept telling everyone their hair smelled amazing.
Alafern t1_iyf0yqz wrote
Because it was a little brown noser
DotAccomplished5484 t1_iyf3no1 wrote
This joke needs work, it is a little too short...
Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iyfbq8d wrote
That's too bad, he was really looking up to it.
Various-Bat2402 t1_iyf3pw6 wrote
He was getting in everyone’s hair.
Bemeup57 t1_iyfat6i wrote
Not before having sex with the tall woman. Someone put him up to it.
IllAcanthopterygii36 t1_iyf8ifx wrote
He hasn't landed yet.
lakelost t1_iyf9va8 wrote
The giant got kicked out also. He kept getting his business in everyone nose.
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Various-Bat2402 t1_iyfcizc wrote
He was playing the “hairy harmonica”
evenf88 t1_iyf1q5z wrote
I thought they would be nuts over him!