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SR_Goat t1_iy28uwy wrote

Chuck Norris once cut a hot knife with a stick of butter

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father

Chuck Norris won a contest of breathing under the water, his opponent was a fish

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PokeBattle_Fan t1_iy7hct3 wrote

> Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father

Actually, scientists found out that there was no way Chuck Norris could have a father. The only accepted theory at the moment is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

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