Comments

You must log in or register to comment.

Internal_Fennel_849 t1_ixrlg8b wrote

I don't know about masturbating there, maybe if you have a donor card and a pin to use. I'm not sure who's using who at any ATM. It always feels like I'm getting fucked and it's certainly not with the head teller assisting! She can be very helpful, but she works in an entirely different area at my bank.

2

LadeeAlana OP t1_ixrobjo wrote

Head teller? What did she have to do to get that job?

3

Internal_Fennel_849 t1_ixs8sqd wrote

Don't know! I know what she does do to assist me as a very satisfied customer. I can give you the name of my bank and you can see if they have a branch office near you.

Then you can get some head teller assistance right there near you. I don't recommend using those fucking ATMs. I'm sure you can get that type service there. It's the same at all of them I have ever used no matter where.

1

JBoth290105 t1_ixs5pl0 wrote

Think he misunderstood the concept of a sperm bank

2

Squidmonde t1_ixri5rv wrote

There was a severe penalty for early withdrawal

1

Virajas t1_ixrref4 wrote

A better set up would've been -My friend masturbated into his inheritance

1

[deleted] t1_ixto8vt wrote

He got no return for maturity

1

Truthful_Azn t1_ixtupe5 wrote

He was loaded and knew how to blew his load on the finer things in life.

1