Submitted by yapmadiyorum t3_z3019a in Jokes
Waitsfornoone t1_ixkj6b0 wrote
I'd of had a heart attack too. Goliath had him 2 to 1 in stature alone, much less experience, this should not have even been a contest.
Those Silly Philistines.
Ishidan01 t1_ixl49bd wrote
that's what really makes the story.
David refusing the king's armor, knowing it would just slow him down and make him unable to stay out of reach of that massive sword. I mean did he really take the field buck naked as his famous statue would imply? Probably not, but neither would he be in a stranger's clothes.
David having the skills to find the perfect ammo, and having the skills to execute a boom, headshot!
Goliath being stupid enough or blind enough to think he was being approached by David bearing "sticks", not a sling, even though his side would surely know what a slinger was.
StrikingExcitement79 t1_ixls3i2 wrote
I love r/history.
Waitsfornoone t1_ixmamoe wrote
No one ever described Goliath as a genius.
SilentGovernment2370 t1_ixqdx3o wrote
He did have a staff with him. "Sticks" was probably mocking the size of his staff...
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