Submitted by riverjack_ t3_z2sbm9 in Jokes
andrewavax t1_ixklev1 wrote
I will turn that water into wine!
No you don't Jesus you cheap bastard, you can buy a round like everyone else.
Maleficent-Data-8392 t1_ixktq3d wrote
Oookaaay.... Peter, go out to the lake and get a fish. You'll find the money for the tab in it's mouth.
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