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stillnotking t1_ixiarwj wrote

Judas: "Hey Jesus, you coming to the last supper?"

Jesus: "The what?"

Judas: "I mean the supper, are you coming to the supper?"

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jordantask t1_ixilp1v wrote

“Hey everyone dinner’s on Judas tonight. The Romans gave him 30 pieces of silver.”

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mpdukes15 t1_ixjdv9v wrote

It was the Sanhedrin, not the Romans.

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chowching t1_ixjz8u4 wrote

Romanes eunt domus!

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broken_neck_broken t1_ixk46mr wrote

People called Romanes, they go to the house?

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CrazyFanFicFan t1_ixksk8i wrote

It.. It says "Romans, go home"

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Pkrudeboy t1_ixl4rst wrote

No it doesn’t. What’s Latin for Roman? Come on!

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roominating237 t1_ixk3wnd wrote

Romani ite domum!

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madroots2 t1_ixlh90x wrote

It was the jews, not sanhedrin, actually.

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TheStatMan2 t1_ixk77df wrote

... but he's getting a bit handsy and playing loose with the wet kisses.

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diggitygiggitycee t1_ixk902z wrote

Well, when you let a man buy you dinner, what do you expect?

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TheStatMan2 t1_ixk9d4w wrote

I would argue that I was sending out signals by demanding he pay for my 11 other buddies as well, but he wouldn't take the hint. He's on about hanging around "until the cock's crow" but I'm gonna get Pete to try to get rid of him. Although Pete's pretending not to know me...

I asked Thomas if he thought Judas was behaving normally. "I doubt it", he replied.

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