"Please dear Lord! Let me win the lottery!"

Next day she buys a ticket and it loses. That night she prays to God again: "Please dear Lord! Let me win the lottery!"

The next day she buys another lottery ticket and it loses again. She gets upset, goes to buy a book about Buddha, and that night prays: "Please dear lord Buddha! Let me win the lottery!"

The next day she buys a lottery ticket and she wins over a million! She dances and cheers and cries out: "Thank you Lord, I only pretended to be buddhist!"

Comments

oldmansakuga t1_iy3d3c4 wrote on November 28, 2022 at 1:09 PM

what

specialfliedlice t1_iy3tubz wrote on November 28, 2022 at 3:28 PM

And then she was struck by a bolt of lightning !

WhiteShadow1124 t1_iy3ftqv wrote on November 28, 2022 at 1:35 PM

.....Huh?

Crazy-Diver5564 t1_iy3giyi wrote on November 28, 2022 at 1:41 PM

LMAO

sperederiy82 t1_iy3g2v0 wrote on November 28, 2022 at 1:37 PM

Ha ha ha