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PatientExpired t1_ixyoyvp wrote

When i die, i want my coffin to be lowered into the ground by those that have disappointed me

ā€¦ so they can let me down one last time

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AfganPearlDiver t1_ixyqz0b wrote

When I die I wanna come back as a leotard šŸ©±

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books_and_crushes t1_ixyriyq wrote

this should not have depressed me but oh well, here we are šŸ˜­āœ‹ /j

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Blutarg t1_ixzuuoh wrote

People will say "wow, nice ash!"

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sualk54 t1_iy0lof6 wrote

I want my remains scattered at Disney World

And I don't want to be cremated

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Ok-Friend6423 t1_iy1aoqp wrote

Before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn my cremation is going to be spectacular

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ziksy9 t1_iy1bpb1 wrote

When Arnold Palmer died he was half cremated and half buried.

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Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy1jjer wrote

If you die in a fire, you can save a lot money. That way you have a smoking hot body and a little money to spend too.

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doom1701 t1_iy1y4am wrote

After I die I want to be cremated. Not the other way around, like Grandpa in that car fire.

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TheJacksquatch1992 t1_iy307p3 wrote

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandpa... not screaming with fear like people on the plane he flew.

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