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Massive-Prophet t1_ixcr8zh wrote

A man walks into a pet shop looking for a new bird.

Man behind the counter says, "How about a cockatoo?"

Customer says, "No thanks, just a bird".

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Internal_Fennel_849 t1_ixerbxo wrote

Man behind the counter says, "There are millions outside. Why the fuck you looking inside for them?"

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