An Aussie and a New Zealander are walking down the road, when they see a nice big ewe. The Aussie turns to the Kiwi and says:

"You bag her, and I'll go check if anyones around to catch us." Before walking off.

About 5 minutes later, the Aussie comes back and see the Kiwi behind the sheep, trying to push it in with his body and pull the bag over the sheeps front. Upon seeing this, the Aussie shouts:

"WHAT YA THINK YOU'RE DOIN, YA FUCKED UP CUNT?! I said bag her, not shag her."