My parents didn’t yet I’m still here, something seems off….

Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.

Jesus get off reddit! It's too vile for your pure soul.

Edit*To be clear I'm calling you Jesus Christ, not using it as an exclamation.

Than it is good that I'm an orphan. My parents passed away 15 years before I was born.

Bruh it was a joke, I’m adopted, that was the joke, I don’t think you got it

Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids

And my joke was "you were immaculately conceived" like Jesus. I was going along with your joke in another direction.

Did you know that if your parents never had kids odds are neither will you.

Oh, I guess we both were confused about the other

And life is an STD.

It happens on the internet<3 careful not to be crucified or they might make a big deal about it for years to come.

If your father was infertile chances are you will be too!

Jesus and his mother Mary would like to disagree

And life is a terminal sexually transmitted disease.

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I know, I have been here for almost 4 years

😶🙄 🤗

No underwear. Risky business

No

My father gave it to me and his father gave it to him

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Is it some kind of natural born children's joke I am too adopted to understand?

Noses run in my family.

I walked in on my parents when I was 17 years old, and I still didn't know what they were doing.

And from the looks of things, neither did they.

I know I’m gonna die , all my ancestors did.

If that's the case, China and India are the richest countries right now.

Jesus wasn't the immaculate conception either, Mary was. Immaculate conception means she was conceived without the original sin, not that conception happened without sex.

Mary was the immaculate conception, Jesus was the inejaculate conception.

Sex also

Jesus Christ

My parents had it, and I STILL don't;(

Also grey hairs

You were adopted.

I know