Submitted by Arkvoodle42 t3_z79h0j in Jokes
hey-now-your-an t1_iy5ew6a wrote
My parents didn’t yet I’m still here, something seems off….
Core1989 t1_iy5fvfx wrote
Jesus get off reddit! It's too vile for your pure soul.
Edit*To be clear I'm calling you Jesus Christ, not using it as an exclamation.
hey-now-your-an t1_iy5nvpr wrote
Bruh it was a joke, I’m adopted, that was the joke, I don’t think you got it
Core1989 t1_iy62mta wrote
And my joke was "you were immaculately conceived" like Jesus. I was going along with your joke in another direction.
hey-now-your-an t1_iy675i3 wrote
Oh, I guess we both were confused about the other
Core1989 t1_iy6bv1s wrote
It happens on the internet<3 careful not to be crucified or they might make a big deal about it for years to come.
hey-now-your-an t1_iy6ouwx wrote
I know, I have been here for almost 4 years
DaffyNomad t1_iy6r1zf wrote
😶🙄 🤗
hey-now-your-an t1_iy6wn73 wrote
No
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WeHaveNoNeed t1_iy839tq wrote
Jesus wasn't the immaculate conception either, Mary was. Immaculate conception means she was conceived without the original sin, not that conception happened without sex.
Mary was the immaculate conception, Jesus was the inejaculate conception.
GeetarDoctor t1_iydde2h wrote
You were adopted.
hey-now-your-an t1_iydfhai wrote
I know
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