No.No no no no no.Stop.No.I hte this.(Good pun)

Ahh finally a new one, and I lke it

Cop: My God sir. It is nothing bt blood and feathers. Some kind of underground cock fighting ring?

Detective: Tell your men to get some coffee. We are in for a long night; looks like we've got another

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( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■) pillowcase

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

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And i like you

Is this a hand-me-down joke or something?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/b159uq/dont_challange_death_to_a_pillow_fight/ https://reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4tegit/what_happens_if_you_try_to_sit_on_deaths_couch/

edit: if this works out can i get the next one 3 years from now?

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how many joke repostings does it take to change a light bulb?

all of them

one to change it and all others to die

and then the one dies too

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Jokes can be told more than one time each. They aren't single use

Don’t back down

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Awww

Don’t challenge Rhianna to a drumming contest.

Unless you are prepared for Rhi percussions

My Purple pillow weighs 11lbs... I say bring it on, reaper.

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I'm down with that

I used to buy my gf a box of single-use jokes every month.

They were tampuns.

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