Submitted by Fertility18 t3_yfq78q in Jokes
norrisrw t1_iu6jfsp wrote
Reply to comment by repocin in People keep telling me that I'm a condescending person by Fertility18
Your choices are snickerdoodle, oatmeal raisin, or kitchen sink
Lunatic_DreemurrII t1_iu6o969 wrote
snickerdoodle please! :D
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6ps2p wrote
A kitchen sink to you, is not a kitchen sink to me. Ok friend?
norrisrw t1_iu6q674 wrote
I'm not your friend, buddy
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6qb3t wrote
Listen here pal, I’m not your buddy.
norrisrw t1_iu6qg28 wrote
I'm not your pal, guy
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6qlbc wrote
How did you know my name was guy?
norrisrw t1_iu6s3bb wrote
Your blue shirt. You wear it every day
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6s9yg wrote
I have no blue shirts. Only happy shirts. I think you got me confused with the
norrisrw t1_iu6sh2g wrote
administers Force choke
If you are on a diplomatic mission, where is the ambassador?
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6srse wrote
I’m just the secretary, you may need call back later.
norrisrw t1_iu6t2ry wrote
Look, I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6tdvj wrote
I would look, but I got choked quite forcefully earlier. Now I can’t see to whale.
norrisrw t1_iu6tisb wrote
Admiral, there be whales here!
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6twp5 wrote
Those aren’t whales matey, them be magical liopleurodons Charlie.
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6u6br wrote
Ima captain! And the captain says no edits Charlie!
norrisrw t1_iu6uo5o wrote
Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now
Lunatic_DreemurrII t1_iuboch4 wrote
how many pairs of tiny tits have you been pm'd? I'm genuinely curious.
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iubs176 wrote
Honestly I’d love to say hundreds. But as of today a solid zero tiny tit pics have been sent to me.
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iubs1ma wrote
Honestly I’d love to say hundreds. But as of today a solid zero tiny tit pics have been sent to me.
Lunatic_DreemurrII t1_iubsf1u wrote
oof ;-;
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iubthez wrote
IKR? There is still a chance though. Gotta stay positive.
[deleted] t1_iugeh9d wrote
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