Submitted by Fertility18 t3_yfq78q in Jokes
repocin t1_iu63c8k wrote
Reply to comment by 714jayson714 in People keep telling me that I'm a condescending person by Fertility18
But I wanted a cookie :(
Financial-Amount-564 t1_iu6djud wrote
Jesus Christ Superstar! What is it with people and cookies? If you want a cookie, visit an unfamiliar website and click Agree! /s
plateau1999 t1_iu6fkwn wrote
Like pornhub?
notawight t1_iu6ixe3 wrote
He said unfamiliar
TowelFine6933 t1_iu6vhm0 wrote
Dammit!
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silbergeistlein t1_iu6t26h wrote
Unfamiliar they said.
714jayson714 t1_iu7yhf4 wrote
Total stranger, it was. I sat on my hand- before I clicked- for a while
Financial-Amount-564 t1_iu6i3vv wrote
Possibly, can do?
714jayson714 t1_iu7yifo wrote
Don't. No cookies. Only herpes.
feedenemyteam t1_iu71k02 wrote
I only use the share button on that site, ;)
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714jayson714 t1_iu7ycvn wrote
Did just that... and now I have herpes, but still no cookies!
cr931 t1_iu7388r wrote
They said unfamiliar
714jayson714 t1_iu7yela wrote
It was, I sat on my hand for a while before I clicked... total stranger
cr931 t1_iu89hnl wrote
🤣
714jayson714 t1_iu7yard wrote
Now I'm infected...
Bo_the_oboe t1_iu6l09s wrote
Sad, pathetic men. smh.
Financial-Amount-564 t1_iu6on9p wrote
Are you one of those angry vegan feminists who hate everything men stand for no matter how good a person they are deep down inside because they have a penis?
Bo_the_oboe t1_iu6oxch wrote
No I was referencing the musical you mentioned in your comment. I happen to be male and i dont hate myself, btw. Sorry to continue the train of sarcasm with a tongue-in-cheek reference that's my bad i guess.
Also what the fuck does vegan have to do with anything?
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Financial-Amount-564 t1_iu7cnq7 wrote
I said the first two words. My phone autocorrected and added the third. I'm a fan of the show so it makes sense to me that it did that predictive thing.
Financial-Amount-564 t1_iu7cpkd wrote
As for vegans? Really? Lighten up.
norrisrw t1_iu6jfsp wrote
Your choices are snickerdoodle, oatmeal raisin, or kitchen sink
Lunatic_DreemurrII t1_iu6o969 wrote
snickerdoodle please! :D
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6ps2p wrote
A kitchen sink to you, is not a kitchen sink to me. Ok friend?
norrisrw t1_iu6q674 wrote
I'm not your friend, buddy
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6qb3t wrote
Listen here pal, I’m not your buddy.
norrisrw t1_iu6qg28 wrote
I'm not your pal, guy
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6qlbc wrote
How did you know my name was guy?
norrisrw t1_iu6s3bb wrote
Your blue shirt. You wear it every day
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6s9yg wrote
I have no blue shirts. Only happy shirts. I think you got me confused with the
norrisrw t1_iu6sh2g wrote
administers Force choke
If you are on a diplomatic mission, where is the ambassador?
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6srse wrote
I’m just the secretary, you may need call back later.
norrisrw t1_iu6t2ry wrote
Look, I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6tdvj wrote
I would look, but I got choked quite forcefully earlier. Now I can’t see to whale.
norrisrw t1_iu6tisb wrote
Admiral, there be whales here!
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6twp5 wrote
Those aren’t whales matey, them be magical liopleurodons Charlie.
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iu6u6br wrote
Ima captain! And the captain says no edits Charlie!
norrisrw t1_iu6uo5o wrote
Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now
Lunatic_DreemurrII t1_iuboch4 wrote
how many pairs of tiny tits have you been pm'd? I'm genuinely curious.
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iubs176 wrote
Honestly I’d love to say hundreds. But as of today a solid zero tiny tit pics have been sent to me.
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iubs1ma wrote
Honestly I’d love to say hundreds. But as of today a solid zero tiny tit pics have been sent to me.
Lunatic_DreemurrII t1_iubsf1u wrote
oof ;-;
Pm-me-tinytits t1_iubthez wrote
IKR? There is still a chance though. Gotta stay positive.
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