Submitted by bainbrigge t3_yc73r4 in Jokes
BPP1943 t1_itmdg3y wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in A man applies for a job at the circus by bainbrigge
A panda walked into a DC restaurant. He ordered a salad, shot the waiter, and left. The manager ran after the panda and asked, “Why did you do that?” The panda replied, “isn’t it obvious? I’m a panda. I eat shoots and leaves.“
Umpteenth_zebra t1_itn31et wrote
You really butchered that one.
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rsjf89 t1_itmp19j wrote
Pander
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