Pro tip: Use a Rabbi

Did you leave a tip?

The Rabbi He'll cut it and suck it! Kiss boo boo all better!

Should have waited until you could get it half off.

If not, what happened to it?

I’ll get the tip please.

That is an extremely minority practice.

Most mohels are licensed physicians and would abhor doing that.

Do the surgeon get the sack?

Rip.

Over the course of his career, a doctor who performed circumcisions collected every foreskin he ever lopped off. As he neared retirement, he wanted something as a keepsake.

So one day, he takes a giant jar filled with foreskins to a leather worker. After the leather worker's initial shock, he asked the doctor what he wanted. "I don't know. Just make me something. Surprise me."

When the doctor comes back two weeks later, the leather worker disappears into the back and returns to the counter carrying a wallet.

"A wallet? That's it? Thirty years of circumcisions and all you have to show for it is a wallet?"

"Yeah. But if you rub it, it turns into a briefcase."

Or you could sling it into the fondue.

Why to waiters love serving to a table full of Jews?

I bet when he got done he gave you half off.

Ow.

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Nope - he was a "skin-flint" (Stone Age Mohel)

Did you forget to give the surgeon a tip?

Evidently not😂