Submitted by Spiritual_Guide202 t3_ybaul4 in Jokes
But I don't have one atm
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Lecter t1_itgw4t0 wrote
When I quit my addiction to cash machines, I went through withdrawals.
69_mgusta t1_itl9j35 wrote
When I quit my addiction to cash machines, I quit cold turkey with no withdrawals.
Psychological_Hunt17 t1_itfkhug wrote
Well that doesn't make any cents
Spiritual_Guide202 OP t1_itfllrr wrote
couldn't make heads or tails of it, huh
Alive_Pin5240 t1_itg5t7g wrote
That's because you're not a teller, man.
cal-brew-sharp t1_itgsyvp wrote
Ass to mouth?
Ganakus t1_iti6qbi wrote
Someone's been watching too much porn.
Let me guess you don't see "dp" as Delicious Pizza or "bj" as Barrista Job as they are commonly abbreviated to?
Spiritual_Guide202 OP t1_itj7eox wrote
No, dp is dynamic programming
shimkei t1_itjn49d wrote
But you weren’t a great teller
logan5912 t1_itjocs9 wrote
Cash machines just don’t make cents!
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Make_the_music_stop t1_itfowwn wrote
A blonde is taking money out of an ATM, when the blonde behind her in line says, "Ha! Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks."
The first blonde replies, "Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."