Submitted by Animeking1108 t3_yb0aev in Jokes
Because it can't last a day without getting beat, it doesn't have any rings on it, and it disappoints everybody who wants to look at it.
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ogromnyy-konchil t1_ite0k10 wrote
The actual cowboys have 5 rings though.
TheDadThatGrills t1_ite0vyn wrote
This better ring true tomorrow
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Excellent-Big-1581 t1_ite6339 wrote
Bet there’s a poop ring
Scubalefty t1_iteee5p wrote
I call mine the Chicago Bears so it'll get licked every Sunday.
Fish_Fellatio t1_iterbcn wrote
I think you are talking about the buffalo bills
swagcoffin t1_itesmlm wrote
Joke's always in the comments lol
Chek_Brek_Iv_Damk t1_iteup26 wrote
I call my dick the cornhuskers because it's been getting beat every weekend since 2009
thebigtexas t1_itevzvi wrote
...the Cowboys have a bunch of rings though.
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hoosyourdaddyo t1_iteyrkm wrote
Stupid joke. The cowboys have five rings. You need to choose a different team
Ilikepancakes87 t1_itf0vgi wrote
…because it hasn’t been useful or productive since the ‘90s?
SloanDaddy t1_itf26is wrote
It's very incorrect to say the cowboys have no rings. They have 5.
There are 12 active franchises in the NFL with no championship rings, choose one of them.
Fuck the Cowboys. But get your facts straight.
FarfarsFav t1_itf58bq wrote
Huck the Fuskers!
FarfarsFav t1_itf5dxw wrote
Mine’s like the Broncos in that it is also the lowest scoring in the league.
Randonium14 t1_itffzqs wrote
I call mine the Washington commander because it's got a redskin nobody wants to talk about.
koreanfertilityrate t1_itft3xj wrote
It'll be that way until Jerry's gone.
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