Submitted by TimothyHalpern t3_ygp34k in Jokes
AhbabaOooMaoMao t1_iu9npfe wrote
Wow! A joke about a conservative terrorist trying to assassinate the third person in line for the presidency. Good one. /s
FunnymanCS t1_iua4c7h wrote
>Wow! A joke about a political plant pretending to want to assassinate a known financial criminal who's in line for the presidency. Good one. /s
Fixed it
AhbabaOooMaoMao t1_iuakeuq wrote
Maybe if you're a gullible dumbass.
FunnymanCS t1_iub2wak wrote
Keep trusting the media and politicians with questionable net worths. It'll get you far.
/s
AhbabaOooMaoMao t1_iub6sdy wrote
Keep believing you're in on some super special secret even though you know you're outside your lane and actually have no relevant education or experience as to politics or the lives of successful politicians. ✅
FunnymanCS t1_iubcdhu wrote
It's not a secret. Nancy and Paul Pelosi are suspected of insider trading (there's even an ETF that tracks their trades), and have been investigated several times, as recently as this month, and Paul Pelosi recently was arrested for driving under the influence.
1800hammertime t1_iug4bo7 wrote
I didn't know the penalty for drive under influence was hammer attack by Republican conspiracy theorist.
As for insider trading, the Pelosis are heavily scrutinized without charge. I mean, it's not like they've been impeached funnyman
FunnymanCS t1_iug7ux0 wrote
I never said he deserved to be attacked, you're putting words in my mouth. and only one person went to jail after the 2008 market crash for doing the same thing that several institutions were doing, what's your point? Rich people don't get charged. Are you willfully ignorant of the financial market criminals, or is it an accident?
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