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OverlordGhs t1_iuggmsx wrote

I've heard this joke told a few ways, I think the far superior version is where instead he says "If my horse isn't back by my third drink imma have to do what I did in blah blah blah, and I don't want to do that again"

Makes the punchline hit a bit better.

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Wadsworth_McStumpy t1_iui9dic wrote

"I'm gonna have three more drinks, and if my horse ain't back I'm gonna have to do what I done in Waco, and I don't wanna do what I done in Waco!"

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OverlordGhs t1_iuj0fkd wrote

Yes! That's the version I think is best. Also, instead of a random kid asking him it's the bartender that asks him on his way out, which I think makes more sense.

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