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Kage159 t1_itdbp9g wrote

This is perfect material for r/dadjokes

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JustRyan23 t1_itdl5x3 wrote

I put anti aging cream on my lizard and the raptor ate my neighbors

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bigger-asshole t1_itdsfh8 wrote

Ah misdirection, thought it was gonna be something about "mature" cheddar

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MpVpRb t1_itdwuyl wrote

That's not nearly as big a problem as putting shortening on your dick

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