I’ve now got milk all over the kitchen top

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MpVpRb t1_itdwuyl wrote on October 22, 2022 at 10:17 PM

That's not nearly as big a problem as putting shortening on your dick

aimed_4_the_head t1_ite4gia wrote on October 22, 2022 at 11:15 PM

Or hair remover on your pet rabbit 😟

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Kage159 t1_itdbp9g wrote on October 22, 2022 at 7:46 PM

This is perfect material for r/dadjokes

JustRyan23 t1_itdl5x3 wrote on October 22, 2022 at 8:51 PM

I put anti aging cream on my lizard and the raptor ate my neighbors

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bigger-asshole t1_itdsfh8 wrote on October 22, 2022 at 9:43 PM

Ah misdirection, thought it was gonna be something about "mature" cheddar