With a sighsmograph
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jadenicholls t1_iuh8cw7 wrote
This is the worst joke I’ve ever upvted
SillyTheGamersDad t1_iuhdqcn wrote
The people of Vermont may not be happy about that.
tazzietiger66 t1_iuhdz7i wrote
It can also be measured with a cornograph
PygmeePony t1_iuhg29z wrote
Groanometer
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Dangerous-Dave t1_iuhtcwy wrote
Doesnt become a dad joke til it's fully groan
untoldsteam t1_iui8bs7 wrote
I don't know I don't have a dad...
tykeoldboy t1_iuiimy3 wrote
Taxi for venzann
thereaverofdarkness t1_iuilqhk wrote
This one measured an 8.3 on the Hi Richter, I'm Dad scale.
Kannabis_kelly t1_iuip0j5 wrote
Two potatoes sitting on the curb. How do you know which one is the prostitute?
The one with Idaho stamp on it
Clearhead09 t1_iuj1k3a wrote
I thought it was how far their eyes roll back into their head.
CherryBlaster t1_iujjbvl wrote
When does a joke becomes a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Mirabolis t1_iuk0wlj wrote
Eyerollograph
AilanMoone t1_iuk738l wrote
You should only tell jokes with dad-ittude
jerdle_reddit t1_iuh7xgt wrote
I thought it was easily apparent.