Your pants must be quite of size if you can store an energy drink there.

Wee little monster

Well, there's not anything else taking up space.

Should've said, "and holds back the incredible hulk" instead

Hulk smash

And just like in the movie gremlins we are shown even tiny monsters can be scary

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If you're trying to be hurtful, you're doing a good job

Your dick is a joke.

That's what she said haha Wait...

Pics or its not true

Time for obligatory The GIF, I suppose?

Uh oh, I normally don't venture to those subs

And just like Randall in Monsters Inc., we can't see it

Monsters make women scream. Yours just makes them laugh.

That's where u are wrong, some monsters also make women laugh

A monster that makes you laugh to death (like the Joker's laughing gas) sounds terrifying

I do like some scarecrow mask role playing