Submitted by Audacious_Avacad0 t3_ya6cbe in Jokes
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Audacious_Avacad0 OP t1_it9fn8o wrote
Came in to tell me this belter at midnight 😂😂
Background-Factor817 t1_it9g4hl wrote
Made me and my wife laugh😂
[deleted] t1_it9go86 wrote
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Audacious_Avacad0 OP t1_it9gyj4 wrote
She lost a front tooth today so whenever she retells it it comes out as “Theet” instead of sheet 😂
HotMoose69 t1_it9hg2t wrote
This a winner for r/dadjokes
WalterDaSquirrel1259 t1_it9ipfz wrote
Amazing!
acqz t1_it9jbnk wrote
Why was your wife with OP at midnight?
[deleted] t1_it9ktj8 wrote
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Analbox t1_it9lgbb wrote
My daughter wakes up to tell me jokes in the middle of the night too but so far none of them have topped this one.
Sweeeet_Chin_Music t1_it9lgfl wrote
But why the fuck are sheets tasty???
stigtopgear t1_it9m1ey wrote
Lmfao
tacogirlbelize t1_it9mlzn wrote
Please tell your daughter people world wide are loving her great sense of humor.
ThunderBuddyBatman t1_it9mq3p wrote
Put a smile on my face in the doctors office. Say thanks for me!
ductrinhgogo t1_it9mxps wrote
No no no. It is not about the daughter. I think the parents is the real sheet
Cool-Strawberry-5156 t1_it9nbqy wrote
As a fan of puns, I approve this message 😂
davidicon168 t1_it9nflr wrote
What happened? Why was this removed?
Teepeewigwam t1_it9nkkj wrote
It got removed. Why don't monsters eat ghosts? Because they taste like sheet.
MrChaotic322 t1_it9p0l2 wrote
It's hilarious because it doesn't exist
bricks973 t1_it9q8ap wrote
Bruh tell ur daughter she's actually brilliant 🤣🤣
Bcg33k t1_it9reso wrote
Hopefully laughing at jokes, but I was sleeping 🤣
PHANX0M t1_it9u3ow wrote
Like Mike Tython!
aargangsvin t1_it9uxwe wrote
This is a strong candidate for r/dadjokes
Bcg33k t1_it9fbsq wrote
Well, your 7yo daughter is hilarious 😂😂