An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Aloftpuddle t1_iuft254 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:10 AM

#362,658

well, if her checking account is like mine, she would’ve bunced right back up!

Bangsling t1_iuftqgt wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:15 AM

#362,837

Sounds like she lost intrest

hardDouse55 t1_iufuf3s wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:20 AM

#363,018

A true banker right here. After all, bankers help you with problems you wouldn't have had without thm.

[deleted] t1_iufvc7m wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:28 AM

#363,268

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[deleted] t1_iug1w6o wrote on October 31, 2022 at 1:18 AM

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ho-lee_-sheet t1_iug9fbk wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:17 AM

#366,989

Jesus thanks now I laughed way too loud while everyone's asleep. LOL

Orion-AK t1_iugmchh wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:11 AM

#370,622

Did you teller she’s not balanced?

IKnowThatIsTrue t1_iuh019m wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:14 AM

#374,092

Chance for a new life!

[deleted] t1_iuhmlb9 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:19 PM

#379,579

Replying to Orion-AK (#370,622)

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ENetArch t1_iujociu wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:57 PM

#403,635

You can tell how good a joke is by the depth of it's puns. This is a level 1 joke, so far.

rhymes_with_chicken t1_iujw2pz wrote on October 31, 2022 at 9:53 PM

#407,010

Have to give you credit for that one