mac2914 t1_iuejfdi wrote
Reply to comment by A_Mirabeau_702 in My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink by Forged04
Doesn’t he usually break up with the girls he dates when they turn 25?
Ysanoire t1_iuelqbj wrote
That's the joke
Loggerdon t1_iuevj9j wrote
My favorite:
Tina Fey hosting the Oscars: "Gravity: the movie that proves George Clooney would rather fly off into space and die than spend another minute with a woman his age".
farmer_palmer t1_iuewv2l wrote
How's rocket science school going?
Lost-Calligrapher-16 t1_iuexybj wrote
They usually break up with him because they can’t keep up with his party lifestyle
jet_heller t1_iufapog wrote
My theory is that's when they realize what a tool he is so he makes it look like he broke up with them.
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