Submitted by mynamemuchwow t3_yi4goa in Jokes
mroogyboogy t1_iuh3r8k wrote
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a locla police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car. The officer also happened to be a blnde and she asked for the blonde’s driver’s license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, ‟What does a driver’s license look like?” Irritated, the blonde cop said, ‟You dummy, it is got your picture on it!” The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, ‟Aha! This must be my driver’s license” and handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, ‟You are free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this.”
PandemoniumRools t1_iuh8jg8 wrote
I never get tired of this one
Dr_Rapier t1_iuhitll wrote
Lazy and offensive
ChillyWillie03 t1_iuhjuwb wrote
You should find a new sub if you don't enjoy jokes.
ScoutZero12 t1_iuhlst9 wrote
Found the blond
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