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Alabussy t1_ityfnjb wrote

An old man visits a lawyer to get his affairs in order.

"So, listen to me," the old man says, "I have several million dollars that my family has been slavering over... but unless my funeral happens in exactly the way that I describe, I want all of it to be set on fire."

The lawyer nods. "That's a pretty standard request. How do you want your funeral to go?"

"I want to be laid out in a glass coffin," replies the old man, "I want to be completely naked, and I want the mortician to give me a rock-hard erection."

"That's certainly an interesting request," says the lawyer. "Can I ask why you want it?"

"Call it insurance," the old man answers. "No matter how the funeral goes, everyone will know that someone fucked up."

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Lord_Diz t1_itys8dg wrote

Help I'm dumb. Someone explain

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AnotherAussie101 t1_ityyigv wrote

If the funeral goes well it’s “the funeral homes fault for the clear coffin” or “it’s the tailors fault for not clothing him” or “it’s the morticians fault for not fixing the dick” …. If the funeral goes poorly…. Well… everyone is going to be blamed for something or other …. My interpretation may or may not be accurate but it’s what I get out of it ….

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AsphaltBeckons t1_itzbg9t wrote

My first thought was that lying on one’s back with an erection might be considered “fucking up”.

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