A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

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dimon1168 t1_iu0wjwc wrote on October 27, 2022 at 6:57 PM

#264,811

That aspplling

69eseloko t1_iu0x9xg wrote on October 27, 2022 at 7:02 PM

#264,913

Tihs may be the bst pun I’ve ever heard

[deleted] t1_iu0xovv wrote on October 27, 2022 at 7:05 PM

#264,975

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PolyJuicedRedHead t1_iu18uuq wrote on October 27, 2022 at 8:17 PM

#266,559

The man: “before I continue, let me axe you a question.”

The tree: “It’s not ‘axe’, it’s ‘ask’.

The man: “No. I’m pretty sure this is an axe!”

[ Oh whatever. Sometimes the real joke is not in the comments. ]

Frangiblepani t1_iu1bhw1 wrote on October 27, 2022 at 8:34 PM

#266,980

Replying to dimon1168 (#264,811)

That's a sapling!

HotMessMagnet t1_iu55xi5 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 5:00 PM

#290,043

This joke leaves me kinda barren... it was a needle less pun.