Submitted by EndersGame_Reviewer t3_yeci1q in Jokes
Background-Anybody32 t1_itygtcp wrote
Reminds me of another joke:
A guy comes into a bar, orders a shot and a beer. After some minutes he had downed both, he suddenly jumps from his stool, runs to the door and shout to the outside - "green is up!"
Then he sits down again - a beer, a shot again. After some minutes he repeats the procedure. "green is up!"
This goes on for quite a while.
The barkeeper gets more and more curious. After a while he decided to ask: "hey man, what are you doing here? "
The guy answers: "Well, we work for the city, I got two man outside planting trees...."
--zuel-- t1_ityqug3 wrote
I don’t get this one
Lumitooning t1_ityr11h wrote
Green side up when planting trees. Root side down.
murphanduncas t1_itzizvp wrote
Same thing for laying sod.
jabrwock1 t1_itzo0fk wrote
He’s supervising a pair of idiots.
BathroomCareful23 t1_iu0ratl wrote
It's originally a racist joke, have been hearing this one for 50 years and mostly it's just the minority that changes depending on the teller
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