Submitted by sojumaster t3_yic3y5 in Jokes
The pharmacist asks "How Many"
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I think tonight's THE night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out, and I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. So can I get 10?" The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
tieutu_114 t1_iuhuufm wrote
You can never go wrong buying online.
Unless you accidentally buy 'assroted condiments' or her father is a computer