What did the two termites order at the restaurant? Submitted by RiddleIQ t3_yibswb on October 31, 2022 at 1:13 PM in Jokes Table for two, please 6 comments 231
bogeit71 t1_iui3j3r wrote on October 31, 2022 at 2:35 PM A termite walks into a bar, and says "Is the bar tender here?" Permalink 54
fjcruiser08 t1_iuj0zto wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:20 PM The corner table wood be nice. Permalink 9
HotMessMagnet t1_iujc84p wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:35 PM One said "I'll have the stake"... the other went for the chop. Permalink 2
bogeit71 t1_iui3j3r wrote
A termite walks into a bar, and says "Is the bar tender here?"