Submitted by ShortingBull t3_yi8otq in Jokes
KnightofSpamelot t1_iuhwdx7 wrote
If I understand it correctly >!asking for a push would imply your car broke down and needed to be pushed to the side of the road or a nearby station, but this guy was actually wanting to be pushed on a swing!<
Sam-Gunn t1_iui17k9 wrote
No, no. Clearly he figured that since the guy was an asshole and wouldn't help him push his car, he'd just sit on the swings waiting until someone came by he could wave down.
coole106 t1_iuj6gpd wrote
Thanks. I thought maybe “give me a push” meant “put it in my butt” in the UK
sotopoetic t1_iujg1h6 wrote
You thought he wanted his stool pushed.
BadPunFactory t1_iujo243 wrote
There was a time when you could start a car with a dead battery by literally pushing it while in gear.
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