The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.”

Submitted by yomommafool t3_122t6vm in Jokes

The zoo administrator was in a bind. There was just no money to transport in a male gorilla for mating to take place. So he decided humans where close enough to gorillas. Someone would have to fuck the gorilla.

After going through all options, offering as much money as the zoo could afford, he approached the weird janitor Hank about it.

“Hank, we need someone to fuck this gorilla. I know it’s weird, but, hey, $500. What do you think?”

Hank thought for a long time, then nodded his head. “I’ll do it. But I need a few weeks to get the $500.”

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susejrotpar t1_jdrv5xf wrote

Hopefully since I'm the first one to comment I'm also the first person to see this. There is still time to delete this atrocity.

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Punkeewalla t1_jdslcmn wrote

Obviously, the poor janitor doesn't make enough to make ends meet.

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regrettablyold t1_jdsvrdr wrote

I'm surprised Hank would need so long to come up with the cash. Usually janitors clean up.

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vyprrgirl t1_jdsxpot wrote

Gorillas go through pon farr? Whatever floats your boat. Live long and prosper, my dude

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Doblepos t1_jdt38me wrote

Replying to PolyJuicedRedHead (#2,376,973)

I tell this one making it a bit longer, so the conversation goes:

"Alright, I'll have sex with the gorila but with 3 conditions".

"Sure, let's see if we can get to an agreement".

"1. Please get some make up on her so it will turn me on more"

"Oh yeah, sure, I understand how that would help, we will use some lipsick".

"2. I'd need a low level of light and romantic music".

"Alright sir, we will try to get some nice place with music and candles and all that".

"Perfect, so number 3. Please, could I pay the $500 in 6 or 12 installments?"

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Beowulf1896 t1_jdtl054 wrote

Hank was all, "didn't I do that last week?"

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