The zoo’s female gorilla was going crazy, and the vet on staff had a grave prognosis. “She’s in her mating season, and after a lifetime of captivity, if she doesn’t mate, she’ll die.”

Submitted by yomommafool t3_122t6vm in Jokes

The zoo administrator was in a bind. There was just no money to transport in a male gorilla for mating to take place. So he decided humans where close enough to gorillas. Someone would have to fuck the gorilla.

After going through all options, offering as much money as the zoo could afford, he approached the weird janitor Hank about it.

“Hank, we need someone to fuck this gorilla. I know it’s weird, but, hey, $500. What do you think?”

Hank thought for a long time, then nodded his head. “I’ll do it. But I need a few weeks to get the $500.”

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regrettablyold t1_jdsvrdr wrote

I'm surprised Hank would need so long to come up with the cash. Usually janitors clean up.

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susejrotpar t1_jdrv5xf wrote

Hopefully since I'm the first one to comment I'm also the first person to see this. There is still time to delete this atrocity.

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PolyJuicedRedHead t1_jdsf0au wrote

You call this a long joke? You owe me a long joke.

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Doblepos t1_jdt38me wrote

I tell this one making it a bit longer, so the conversation goes:

"Alright, I'll have sex with the gorila but with 3 conditions".

"Sure, let's see if we can get to an agreement".

"1. Please get some make up on her so it will turn me on more"

"Oh yeah, sure, I understand how that would help, we will use some lipsick".

"2. I'd need a low level of light and romantic music".

"Alright sir, we will try to get some nice place with music and candles and all that".

"Perfect, so number 3. Please, could I pay the $500 in 6 or 12 installments?"

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BEFEMS t1_jdsslln wrote

you can add the part that the female gorilla is actually a zookeeper in disguise pretending to act up for the public. Hank is in for a surprise !

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Punkeewalla t1_jdslcmn wrote

Obviously, the poor janitor doesn't make enough to make ends meet.

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vyprrgirl t1_jdsxpot wrote

Gorillas go through pon farr? Whatever floats your boat. Live long and prosper, my dude

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veerbahadur9083 t1_jdtswu9 wrote

Seems like Hank would die sooner if he doesn’t mate

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Decent__Account t1_jduoj1y wrote

I'm sure Hanks been taking care of her all along.

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Substantial-Pay-524 t1_jdsz3zs wrote

i don't get it

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Professor_2700 t1_jdt9rvk wrote

Instead of him being paid to have sex with the gorilla, he's willing to pay to have sex with the gorilla.

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Rfg711 t1_jdtigph wrote

Humans don’t usually have sex with gorillas, it’s a subversion of expectations

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Forward-Procedure462 t1_jdvrpk6 wrote

i started reading this in news feed, not seeing the Jokes tag. I was like WTF

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